So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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