all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
