the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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