I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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