D3 body, D1 cock
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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