I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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