You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
