she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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