I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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