ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We need to get me chipped asap
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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