So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize