Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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