I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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