watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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