we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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