Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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