Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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