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Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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