Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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