So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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