Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
No...this little piggys going to the bar
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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