Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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