he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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