i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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