70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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