3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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