They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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