I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
whose parrot is this?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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