I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Houston, we have a blender
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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