we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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