We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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