i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Dicks are not precious.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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