it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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