check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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