your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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