So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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