she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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