I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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