if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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