And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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