i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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