P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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