he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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