Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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