he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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