nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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