just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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