the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
