haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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