I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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