My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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