Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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