Well douche your snatch and let's go!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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