OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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