im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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