Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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