Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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