No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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