I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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