I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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